Is your Tour lover still watching replays of Sunday’s incredible stage nine? Is the remote in hand and are the eyes glazed over? If so, do not pry him or her away from the television or computer. Do not use a crowbar. To get the Tour geek’s attention, here’s what you do: heat up a griddle and cook some pancakes. Also warm up real maple syrup (make sure to use low heat). The aroma will have your Tour lover running for the kitchen. Top your flapjacks with fresh fruit such as sweet peaches and blueberries. If this doesn’t work, you may have a bigger problem. Let me know.